Verbal sparring at it’s finest.
he was a boy, she was a girl, can i make it any more obvious
steve, bucky and sam going out for early-morning jogs. every time steve and bucky pass sam, they yell “ON YOUR LEFT” and “ON YOUR RIGHT” respectively. sam gets increasingly frustrated. but after a while, steve and bucky realise they haven’t passed sam again, and he’s nowhere to be seen. and they start to get worried, fearing the worst, until suddenly they hear a shout “ON YOUR ABOVE, ASSHOLES” as sam swoops overhead, leaving them behind
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young
See this… this is how it’s done.
No “you don’t look chunky, you look beautiful.”
No “you don’t look chunky” at all.
Just complete acceptance. Yeah, you look how you do, and how you look is beautiful. Mama gets it.
I love you, Mama.
good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants